MMIIP Study Concludes That Your Opinion is the Only One That Matters, cites 17 year old Slipknot fans, and old dudes who say Metalcore ‘is for faggots’, as prime movers:
An exhaustive study conducted by the Metal Mofos Institute for Injured Posteriors has concluded that your opinion, at least within the realm of music, is the only one that matters. In spite of the world having millions of metal enthusiasts, the diligent mining of data affirms only you as the one true expert.
You already knew this, but MMIIP has graphed a hierarchical list of who knows the most stuff about metal. By demographic, here’s what we found:
As of print time, MMIIP has yet to find a correlation between the number of concerts one has attended, and the time it takes for them to be triggered upon reading something they know more about. We will be contacting you for the answer.